Spiders deserve to die

I just smacked a spider with my computer.
I hate spiders.
They have too many legs and they deserve to die.
This one better not have left a sac of offspring

But while we're at it,
if I were in the mood to garner some stares on the street
and potentially wreak havoc on the public for
I would wear
Raging animal call dress from Christopher Kane
(methinks it's angry for not having dental benefits)
COUNT THE TOES AND OMG LOOK AT THE NAILS shoe from Alexander McQueen


Funnily enough, both images were found on the Fashion Police site.
Well spotted BUT
In my opinion, the dress works if carried out properly
Julia Roitfield was seen wearing it
by paring a simple fitted black blazer and black opaque tights.
Conservative mixed with the unexpected and adding a touch of trend
perfection

The shoes on the otherhand....
run children run

I would think that you need to be spending a little time in a padded room
if you PAY
for shoes that look like a synthetic-shiny-disturbing-with-STICHES high-heeled version of things you already have.
You can't possibly be that embarrassed about your feet to want to cover them with a plasticized version complete with built-in heels would you?


1 comment:

  1. Haha, I have seen a blogger's mom wearing that angry gorilla dress...it's looks quite 3D and interesting in real life actually.

    I am too lazy to find the exact link, but the blog is called seaofshoes...(She is pretty darn famous actually)

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